Perverting a Classic...

Happy Hump Day y'all! While working on Their Luscious Dream this morning, I had something come up that I just had to tell you about. One of the characters perverted Green Eggs and Ham. Again! Yes, again. Like in my last book Luscious Beginnings, Tate Dawson twists poor Dr. Seuss's words. Since I had such fun writing these sections, I thought I would share with you the ones that are more-than-likely not going to make it into this book. Hope you get a laugh or two!

Love and cherries,
-Mia

I would fuck you, Sam-I-Am. I would fuck you on a beach. And I would fuck you ‘til you screech. I would fuck you soft or loud. And I would fuck you in a crowd. I would fuck you here and there. I would fuck you pretty much anywhere.

I would fuck you, Sam-I-Am. I would fuck you in a tent. And I would fuck you with an accent. I would fuck you during the day. And I would fuck you amidst the hay. I would fuck you here and there. I would fuck you pretty much anywhere.

I would fuck you, Sam-I-Am. I would fuck you on the stairs. And I would fuck you in a chair. I would fuck you upside down. And I would fuck you in the town. I would fuck you here and there. I would fuck you pretty much anywhere.

I would fuck you, Sam-I-Am. I would fuck you on a boat. And I would fuck you beneath your coat. I would fuck you in a shower. And I would fuck you at any hour. I would fuck you here and there. I would fuck you pretty much anywhere.

I would fuck you, Sam-I-Am. I would fuck you by the bay. And I would fuck you in the Star, Sun, and Moon Café. I would fuck you at a high altitude. And I would fuck you with another dude in the nude. I would fuck you here and there. I would fuck you pretty much anywhere.