George Carlin's Seven Dirty Words
(Definitions courtesy of Merriam-Webster)
(Definitions courtesy of Merriam-Webster)
- Shit - usually vulgar: Feces
- Piss - sometimes vulgar: Urinate
- Fuck - usually obscene: Copulate
- Cunt - usually obscene: The female genital organs
- Cocksucker - usually obscene: One who performs fellatio
- Motherfucker - usually obscene: One this is formidable, contemptible, or offensive
- Tits - usually vulgar: Breasts
Mia Ashlinn's Seven Dirty Words
(Definitions courtesy of my filthy mind)
- Cocksucker - An orally fixated person who just loves to blow men's...minds via their favorite appendage.
- Motherfucker - A profane word that I blurt out whenever I do something klutzy, which is more often than I'll ever admit. Mwahaha!
- Thundercunt - A cunt of the highest order aka Her Royal Cuntiness, The Queen of Cuntdom.
- Cocksicle - A blow job where the sucker licks the suckee's dick like its the most delicious popsicle in the history of mankind.
- Fuck - The act of getting it on, doing the dirty deed, playing mattress mambo, dancing the horizontal polka, etc. etc. etc. (Oh yes, I could go on for days...)
- Bitchtacular - A bitch whose bitchy actions are so full of frigging awesomeness that monuments should be erected in her honor.
- Shitty, shit, shit, shit - When one 'shit' is not enough.
May the profane force be with you!
Love and cherries,
-Mia
Number seven on your list is quite popular. At least for me! LOL!
ReplyDeleteI know! I say it a lot. :)
DeleteI believe I like yours better than George's. Wiping the tears from my eyes as I type.
ReplyDeleteWoohoo! I am so glad to have made someone laugh. It's a good day, indeed! :)
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