Perverting a Classic...

Happy Hump Day y'all! While working on Their Luscious Dream this morning, I had something come up that I just had to tell you about. One of the characters perverted Green Eggs and Ham. Again! Yes, again. Like in my last book Luscious Beginnings, Tate Dawson twists poor Dr. Seuss's words. Since I had such fun writing these sections, I thought I would share with you the ones that are more-than-likely not going to make it into this book. Hope you get a laugh or two!

Love and cherries,
-Mia

I would fuck you, Sam-I-Am. I would fuck you on a beach. And I would fuck you ‘til you screech. I would fuck you soft or loud. And I would fuck you in a crowd. I would fuck you here and there. I would fuck you pretty much anywhere.

I would fuck you, Sam-I-Am. I would fuck you in a tent. And I would fuck you with an accent. I would fuck you during the day. And I would fuck you amidst the hay. I would fuck you here and there. I would fuck you pretty much anywhere.

I would fuck you, Sam-I-Am. I would fuck you on the stairs. And I would fuck you in a chair. I would fuck you upside down. And I would fuck you in the town. I would fuck you here and there. I would fuck you pretty much anywhere.

I would fuck you, Sam-I-Am. I would fuck you on a boat. And I would fuck you beneath your coat. I would fuck you in a shower. And I would fuck you at any hour. I would fuck you here and there. I would fuck you pretty much anywhere.

I would fuck you, Sam-I-Am. I would fuck you by the bay. And I would fuck you in the Star, Sun, and Moon Café. I would fuck you at a high altitude. And I would fuck you with another dude in the nude. I would fuck you here and there. I would fuck you pretty much anywhere.

I'm a Tease Today...

Okay, okay. I'm a tease as often as I can be. But today in particular, I'm giving my first tease of Their Luscious Dream at When One is Not Enough. This snippet marks the first time the heroine has been seen by anyone other than me. So if you have a minute, swing by and check it out.

Have a fab Friday! XOXOXO!

Love and cherries,
-Mia

Playing "You Might Be a Pervert If..." at 69 Shades of Smut Today

Well, it's that time again. I'm hanging out at the 69 Shades of Smut blog. And today's adventure includes a round of You Might Be a Pervert If...Grumpy Edition. Now, wait a minute. Don't go into the gutter. I promise I wasn't dressed up like a notoriously surly dwarf. No Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs role play. Just me waking up on the wrong side of the bed. :)

I hope you'll come by and play with me. XOXOXO!

Love and cherries,

-Mia

Confession Time On Mia's Monday Madness...

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There's a Rumor Going Around About Me...

Happy Hump Day! I wanted to let you all know that there is a dirty, rotten rumor going around about me, and it is 100% TRUE. I will be the guest at the Righteous Perverts chat tonight, which means I will be chatting about my books...and pretty much anything naughty that comes my way. So drop in. The chat is at 9 pm ET/8 pm CT. I would love to see you there. XOXOXO!

Love and cherries,

-Mia