Happy Monday Morning! I have made an executive decision (my husband’s favorite kind), and I want to share it with you…No, it isn’t anything scary. I promise that there is no need to duck and cover, and you will not need to stop, drop, and roll afterward.
(Unfortunately, we won't need these men...for my announcement.)
It all began when a thought struck me…Wait! That is kind of scary, huh? Oh well, I have faith that you can survive it. So here is the thought that hit me over the head (man, did it hurt, too): I, Mia Ashlinn, am a naughty blogger. Yes, I admit it. Yes, I will sign it in blood. I am a naughty, naughty blogger.
(Talk about stating the obvious...)
Since I started I’ve Got 69 Problems, But A Kink Ain’t One last year, I have been going too long between posts. To remedy that transgression, I have decided it is time to get anal. No! Not that way, you dirty thing you...Okay, my mind went there too so what does that make me…let’s not answer that question just yet.
(That is my story...and I am sticking to it!)
Hmm…where was I? All this talk of naughtiness distracted me. Ah! Yes! I remember. We were chatting about my blog and getting anal.
In order to make a change, and hopefully fix the time lapses, I’m going to start blogging, at least, once a week. But I am putting a twist on it. What is that you ask? Well, patience my dears. Patience. I must explain my way of thinking…kinky as it may be…first.
I am a woman. (gasps) What a shocker! I am wicked, naughty, and even a bit perverse. (gasps) Another shocker. Therefore, I am going to combine two of my favorite things…Food and Sex. How am I going to do that?
Well, here it is…drumroll please…I am going to post all my blogs around food and the times they are served. The names have been strategically picked by my dirty mind, and they are as follows: Bawdy Breakfast, Lascivious Lunch, and Deliciously Devilish Dinner (that one is a mouthful).
As always, I am prone to changing my mind and spicing things up. That means to you that I will have spontaneous blogs that I name after snacks and treats. I might even throw in a couple of my favorite foods. I’m thinking Chocolate & Cherry Chatter....
or Bump & Grind Coffee Hour...
What do you think? Leave a comment below with any thoughts and ideas for names. We could make of a game out of it…and we all know how much I love games! Have a good one!
Next week...We'll get it started!