Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Perverting a Classic...

Happy Hump Day y'all! While working on Their Luscious Dream this morning, I had something come up that I just had to tell you about. One of the characters perverted Green Eggs and Ham. Again! Yes, again. Like in my last book Luscious Beginnings, Tate Dawson twists poor Dr. Seuss's words. Since I had such fun writing these sections, I thought I would share with you the ones that are more-than-likely not going to make it into this book. Hope you get a laugh or two!

Love and cherries,
-Mia



I would fuck you, Sam-I-Am. I would fuck you on a beach. And I would fuck you ‘til you screech. I would fuck you soft or loud. And I would fuck you in a crowd. I would fuck you here and there. I would fuck you pretty much anywhere.

I would fuck you, Sam-I-Am. I would fuck you in a tent. And I would fuck you with an accent. I would fuck you during the day. And I would fuck you amidst the hay. I would fuck you here and there. I would fuck you pretty much anywhere.

I would fuck you, Sam-I-Am. I would fuck you on the stairs. And I would fuck you in a chair. I would fuck you upside down. And I would fuck you in the town. I would fuck you here and there. I would fuck you pretty much anywhere.

I would fuck you, Sam-I-Am. I would fuck you on a boat. And I would fuck you beneath your coat. I would fuck you in a shower. And I would fuck you at any hour. I would fuck you here and there. I would fuck you pretty much anywhere.

I would fuck you, Sam-I-Am. I would fuck you by the bay. And I would fuck you in the Star, Sun, and Moon Café. I would fuck you at a high altitude. And I would fuck you with another dude in the nude. I would fuck you here and there. I would fuck you pretty much anywhere.


Thursday, April 18, 2013

I'm a Tease Today...




Okay, okay. I'm a tease as often as I can be. But today in particular, I'm giving my first tease of Their Luscious Dream at When One is Not Enough. This snippet marks the first time the heroine has been seen by anyone other than me. So if you have a minute, swing by and check it out.

Have a fab Friday! XOXOXO!

Love and cherries,
-Mia

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Playing "You Might Be a Pervert If..." at 69 Shades of Smut Today


Well, it's that time again. I'm hanging out at the 69 Shades of Smut blog. And today's adventure includes a round of You Might Be a Pervert If...Grumpy Edition. Now, wait a minute. Don't go into the gutter. I promise I wasn't dressed up like a notoriously surly dwarf. No Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs role play. Just me waking up on the wrong side of the bed. :)

I hope you'll come by and play with me. XOXOXO!

Love and cherries,
-Mia

Monday, April 8, 2013

Confession Time On Mia's Monday Madness...



I suffer from Verbomania!

If you would prefer, you can call me...
  • a wordy wench
  • wordalicious
  • a wordsmith-in-training
  • a word buff
  • a logophile
No matter what you call me, it's all the same. I, Mia Ashlinn, am obsessed with words. (gasps) Okay, so this isn't a shock to most of you. I don't exactly hide my love for words well. Seriously, if you've read my books, you know how bad I am with my wordy ways.

And did I mention that two of my favorite books are dictionaries and thesauruses? Why, yes, they are. And yes, I'm that annoying person who searches for cool words. They can be long or short, good or bad, clean or dirty. I don't particularly care. A nifty word is a nifty word, and I will use it happily.

I'm often teased that I should have become an etymologist or linguist rather than a writer. No, I am not going to dignify that with a comment. Although, I will admit that my writing gig goes hand-in-hand with both of those occupations. Thankfully.




Since we are discussing my verbosity, I figured we would discuss some of my favorite words, I am going to be a good little girl and list my favorite words:
  • facetious
  • frigid
  • arctic
  • scorching
  • loquacious (Hmm...wonder why I love this one?)
  • petulant
  • juicy
  • luscious
Hmm...that is only a few. But I am ready to get on to the good stuff. Or the not-so-good stuff, depending on who you ask. Personally, I find the next list of words to be deliciously naughty with a side of wicked. Just the way I like it.



  • cunt
  • fuck
  • fuck a duck
  • motherfucker
  • shit
  • damn it
  • hellacious
I am feeling a bit ornery so I think I will add an insult list. Now, I rarely use any of these. (innocent look) But still, they crack me up.



  • cocksucker
  • bad ass motherfucker
  • bastard
  • donkey
  • thundercunt
  • coochie queen
  • douchebag
  • skank hoe
  • bitchzilla
  • douchenozzle
  • cockasaurus
Okay, I have revealed my favorite words. How about you? Do you have any words that tickle you? Or do you have one that makes you cringe? I would love to hear them so please leave me a comment with the word (or words) that evoke a positive or negative reaction from you.

Hope you have a wonderful week. XOXOXO!

Love and cherries,
-Mia

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

There's a Rumor Going Around About Me...


Happy Hump Day! I wanted to let you all know that there is a dirty, rotten rumor going around about me, and it is 100% TRUE. I will be the guest at the Righteous Perverts chat tonight, which means I will be chatting about my books...and pretty much anything naughty that comes my way. So drop in. The chat is at 9 pm ET/8 pm CT. I would love to see you there. XOXOXO!

Love and cherries,
-Mia