Monday, December 31, 2012

Breaking and Entering


Queue the Mission Impossible music...That’s right I am breaking into Mia’s office. I know she is on vacation at Disney so I am safe as long as I can get past her menagerie of animals. I guess it is a good thing I brought doggy treats. I also have a can of tuna for Mittens. 

My camera is at the ready because Luna said if I don’t have pictures I can’t prove I did it. She is very bossy like that. The question is will I share details of what I find with you?????

Found the house. Thank you GPS gods. Look there are the dogs. They don’t look vicious but better safe than sorry. (Tosses out the treats) Okay now, it is safe for me to get out of the car. 

“No, get down mutts I am here to break in not be licked to death.” (Looks around) Nice place. Can barely see the neighbors. So I guess she doesn’t wake them up when she is squealing like a banshee. 

Damn it, I need to focus on my mission.

Front door breached. Nice foyer. Left or right? Right first. 

Hey look its Jack and Sam! Sorry, I mean the really nice washer and dryer. Okay, yes, Mia named her washer and dryer Jack and Sam. No, I am not going to go there. I have a mission to complete. 

Wooohooo! Jackpot baby. I see a cookie jar. Oh these suckers are fresh baked and not from a package. I guess I am going to have to take some with me because who knows how long it will take to find the office. 

Wow a closed door. Now that is an invitation to just walk on in and see what I can find. Booyahhh!!! Found the Den of Decedence on my first try. 

Damn, I guess she does work in here. Check out all the papers spread out on the desk.


I wonder if she has enough monitors. Not to mention, look how big those suckers are.

I think I need some tunes. What the hell she has no radio in here?? I guess it is a good thing I keep lots of music on my phone. I wonder what the appropriate music is for a little breaking and entering? Lets just put it on shuffle and see what comes up. 

Nice. A little Hunt for Red October music. That fits. They are searching for a submarine and I am hunting for some dirt on Mia. 

Damn, I need to focus. Nice chair (spinning around). Oh I am starting to feel nauseous I guess I should stop doing that because they always catch people when they toss their cookies at the scene of the crime. 

“Hey there Mittens. You want to give me the password to the files? I have some nice tuna for you.”  

 I bet that is the password “Mittens” Mia is so sentimental like that. Bingo Baby !! I am in now let’s see what I can find. Jaycee, Shannon, Katie Anne, Ella.

Damn it, I have already read those. Hey look there is my favorite The Sweetest Dish.

No, I want something I haven’t read and since she hasn’t written my Sam yet, I guess I will see what I can find on Sarah. Finally, damn I thought I was going to be here all night looking. I had no idea she had stolen all my hotties!!! Wench!!! Just for that I am going to copy and send that document to my email!!!

Now should I share that with the rest of the people reading this blog??? Since Mia didn’t take me with her, I am going to share with you all. What is the worst she can do?? 

~The Disgruntled Assistant aka Tina


Unedited excerpt from Bound by Love's Gravity, The Doms of Kinky, Kansas Book 1

Snatching up the first box, Deke started to unpack. Silence fell over him and Sarah in the kitchen, but it was companionable so he didn’t interrupt. Thankfully, she didn’t either. He wanted to get the job done then get out, preferably with as little talking as possible. 

Much to his dismay, Sarah cut through the silence. "So," she started. "That Ansley is a nut. Isn't she?"

He grunted his affirmative.
"I can't believe she gave Wyatt a prostate exam."

Deke could believe it. Ansley was Ansley, and she did whatever crazy thing popped into her mind. "Mmhmm," he said noncommittally then opened the flaps to yet another box of appliances. Seeing the toaster he’d joked about earlier, he lifted the cool stainless still appliance from the box then put it on the counter with all the other stuff he’d already unpacked.

"I bet he”—she came to a halt, and he heard her gulp before she went on—"spanked her for that."

Deke knew that if he turned around, Sarah would be blushing, her cheeks rosy with evidence of her embarrassment. He also knew that he wanted to see her adorable face flushed like that, and he was unwilling to deny himself that small pleasure. So he peeked over his shoulder. When he saw her, he barked a laugh. She was red, the shade so deep it was scarlet.

Clearly surprised by his out-of-character explosion, Sarah frowned. "What?" she asked as another rush of red claimed her face.

He laughed harder. God, it felt good to laugh. He'd gotten so used to being serious all the time that he hadn't remembered how much fun laughter could be. "I've never heard you say the word spank," he replied amusedly.

Scowling, Sarah put her hands on her soft, sensual hips. "I can so say that word."

Sure, she could say it. Only she rarely did. He also noticed that she hadn't repeated herself, opting to say that word instead. He arched one eyebrow. "Say it again."

Her lips curved upward, and his heart skipped a beat. "Spank," she repeated.

Deke had to bite back a groan as blood rushed from his head straight to his cock. Just one word off her lush coral lips, and he was ready to fuck. Damn it.

Eyeballing her petite body, he thought it was rather sad that the little innocent had no clue the kind of seductive power she had over him. If she did…Well, he would be fucked in every way possible.

Sunday, December 30, 2012

Walt Disney World, Here I Come!

Hi all! I just wanted to give you a heads up that I won't be around much for the next twelve days. I'm going to Walt Disney World. Woohoo! Yay! Hot diggity dog! If you can't tell, I'm quite excited. This trip was a gift to my daughter for Christmas. So that means, I'm going to focus on time with her and the hubby. However, I will be checking in as time permits. I hope you all have a Happy New Year! XOXOXO!
Much love and loads of cherries,

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Have a Merry Cherry Christmas!

May you all have the merriest and cherriest Christmas ever!

Monday, December 17, 2012

Mia's Shopping Madness...

Oh the horror! My feet hurt. My head aches. My temper is hanging on by the thinnest of threads. And boy, oh boy, my credit card is cursing my very name. If you can't tell, I'm shopping—Christmas shopping.


Even worse, I'm hitting the stores by myself. (Gasps) Why yes, I'm all by my lonesome. Just me, myself, and I. No one to talk naughty to. No one to play naughty games with. No one to ogle wickedly hot men and make naughty innuendos with. At this rate, my naughtiness will fade with the sunset. I might actually have to behave. (Shudders) That's a tragic thought. Me? On good behavior? Yikes! Maybe, the end of the world is going to happen this week. Ruh-roh.

But hey. Wait a minute. Why don't you join me? Then we could be naughty together while I get some of this shopping done. And that would prevent my inner pervert's tragic demise, as well as, possibly saving the world. (Breathes a sigh of relief)

Disaster averted...if you're ready, willing, and able. So, how about it? Will you come with me? (Snickers) I said come. (Winks) Not like that's a first.

Come on. You know you want to be naughty...I mean trek through one store after another by my side. Pretty, pretty please with a big, juicy cherry on top. If you're good, I'll add some whipped cream too.

Yes? You'll come? Yay! How long do you think it'll take to get here? Hmmm...that could be a problem. I don't imagine any of you live within a quick drive of East Tennessee? Darn. Well, there goes that idea. Unless....why don't I snap some pictures and share them with you? By crackey, that might just work. But we'll have to hurry up and see before my naughty-meter drops down to zero.

Okay, okay. No more playing around. Let's get this show on the road.

First up, the kiddies....

When Barbie, The Hulk, and the vibrating Rubber Duck named Dick meet, they all come together.
When the condom breaks, you have years of buying these to look forward to. 
Movies, anyone?
Girl meets boy ( and boy)....Cue the hot, aggressive sparks...
They fall in sweet, passionate, perfect love...
And then come the rings...cock rings. did we end up in this aisle? Wrong turn? Ah, well. We should just check out the goodies. Right? Wink, wink. I'm sure there's someone out there who could use a good book.
Why not? Kilts, swords, and accents...sounds like a sexy time to me.
Eden Bradley. Lora Leigh. Sylvia Day. Need I say more? Ah yes, two words - erotic heaven.
  Anyone up for a little nookie?
Hmm...These would make three wonderful presents for three wonderful people. OR they could make the perfect present for one very lucky adult and his/her significant other. Merry Christmas to me!

 The Warm Up—Pop in the porn.

The Action—Naked Twister.

The Big Finish—After-care Blanket.

Wow. I'm so proud. I'm tearing up. (Sniff, Sniff) We perverted Christmas shopping. Wonder if this will land us on Santa's Naughty List? Hmm...I guess we're way past that. Last time I checked, our names were written in permanent marker.

Happy Monday!

Eight days and counting...


Thursday, December 6, 2012

Playing With My Hidden Box At "When One Is Not Enough" Today...

Hi all! I just wanted to let you know that I'm over at When One Is Not Enough today blogging about my hidden box.

No! Not that kind of box. LOL. Okay, I admit it. I just wanted to use that video. After all, I love JT, SNL, and Dick In A Box. Mmmhhmm...I'm shameless.
Anway, if you want to read about my hidden box, swing by and check it out. Hope you all have a great day! XOXOXO!
Love and cherries,

Monday, December 3, 2012

Mia's Monday Madness...Getting Kinky!

Happy Monday everyone! It's time for Mia's Monday Madness again. Woohoo! Yay! Rock on! Well, hold on to your pants. Don't get too excited yet. I'm not going to be blogging about my madness. Not today. Instead, I'm going to talk about my highly-classified WIP. Shhhhh! It's got to remain a secret. Wink, wink.

As some of you may know, I've been away from the world of social networking lately. I have a reason for that. I'm working on the story I've been dying to write for a very long time—Sarah, Deke, and Adam's. Since I have devoted so much time to this story, I thought it would be nice to share a few things with all of you. I hope you don't mind.

Hmm...Where to start? What to say? How about the name of the book? Would that interest you? I hope so because I'm totally going to blab. Holding it in is killing me! it is.

Drumroll Please...
(Thank you Animal!)

The first book in The Doms of Kinky, Kansas series will be titled Bound By Love's Gravity.

Hmmm...What else? Anything you would enjoy seeing? How about an unedited snippet? Ah, good. I can do that. A little sneak peek is coming your way...

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"Go away," Deke growled. "I don't need this right now."

Rubbing his back in small, soothing circles, Sarah sighed wearily. "I think this is exactly what you need."
It was what he needed, but he wasn't about to admit that to himself or Sarah. "No. What I need is to get back to The Edge. I have work to do."

That much was true. He was in the middle of helping his friend, Sam Carrington, get back on his feet. He needed to be making calls and sorting through things. But no, he was here, acting like some glutton for punishment.
Stepping back, Sarah murmured, "Then go.” As she dropped her hand away from him, a huge invisible wall came down between them. Immediately, he missed the warmth and softness. Her touch had eased his tight chest. Now that her hand was gone, he wanted it back. "I can't make you stay, Deke. But I wish you would. I wish you would talk to me."
Wish in one hand. Shit in the other.

Apparently Deke's sarcasm didn't connect with him somehow because a second later he did the unthinkable. He said, "Sarah, I would give anything to be what you want me to be. I just can't, and you deserve better than that. You deserve a hell of a lot better than me."

With those parting words, he headed for the door. But she didn't let him have the last word. As he brushed past her, she whispered, "You're wrong, Deke. You are what I want. I know that. And deep down, you know it too, just like you know that love is like gravity. You can’t see it, but you can feel it.” She brushed her lustrous hair back with a visibly shaking hand. “In the end, you can’t fight the undeniable pull, no matter what you do. We’re bound by love’s gravity and one of these days, you won't be able to walk away from me, Adam, or our love."

He had a very sick feeling she was right. However, that day was not today. So he kept on walking.

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I guess that'll wrap up my Monday Madness for this week. I hope you enjoyed. Until next time, my friends...XOXOXO!
Love and cherries,