1. Guest chatted with a righteous group of perverts...twice. And I came out on top, baby.
2. Made my own personal menage kit...to share with two hundred of my closest friends. Hey, I'm a giver.
3. Bought condoms and lube in bulk.
4. Devised and written a recipe for hot menage sex with a magical twist.
5. Bought a handcuff necklace and bracelet to wear...in public. Gasps!
6. Spent many magical moments watching porn...for the sake of my craft. Wink, wink.
7. Been encouraged to vacate a sex toy shop. In my defense, all I wanted to do was interview the submissive woman there! Sheesh. No stalking. I swear.
8. Flown to Dallas...just to spend the weekend with a group of perverts. Did I mention it was dubbed, Figfest?
9. Perverted Skittles with some wicked friends while in Dallas for Figfest.
10. Met and slept with my first Canadian friend...get your mind out of the gutters. We only slept!
11. Slept with two perverts. Now, see. There you go again. It was totally innocent! We merely shared a bed.
12. Accosted Anne Rice in the hallway of a hotel with a group of very mischievous friends. No, we didn't hurt her. But we did get pictures.
13. Met my publisher for the first time. I totally adored her!
14. Felt like an author for the first time. Being in a room filled with authors who write for the same publisher will do that to you. Seriously, I've only been reading these people for years.
15. Joined an exclusive group of authors that I respect immensely.
16. Had a fan girl moment when I attended TRC 2012. Okay, I had like sixty-nine fan girl moments...Hello? My favorite authors were there!
17. Learned that three is a magical number - published three books, created three series, signed autographs in three cities. Let me tell you, those three things are un-freaking-believable. Can someone pinch my bottom? Just in case I'm still asleep...that's the reason. Yep, that's my story, and I'm sticking to it.
Hmm...wonder what's up for the next ten months? If they're anything like these, I might need bail money! XOXOXO!
Love and cherries,