To make up for missing yesterday, I'm giving you two lines of the day today! As always, these are unedited. So please be gentle with me. ;)
Lines of the Day #1
That man would cut off his own dick and use it as a gag before admitting he was wrong. And the day he admitted to changing his mind was the day Luc waxed his motherfucking balls.
Lines of the Day #2
An image of Adam as Cupid popped into Luc’s head. Only Adam wore leathers, not a diaper, and he wielded handcuffs and a Tranq gun filled with Viagra darts rather than a passé bow and arrow.