...Or at least, we're not in Dorothy's Kansas.
Now Mia's Kansas, that's where we are.
So today, I have a big announcement. Okay, I think it's huge. But hey, I write erotic romance novels...I have a pre-occupation with size. (gasps) Yeah, I went there. And I would do it again. Wow, I just proved my point perfectly. Didn't I? Seriously, I start out with talking about the size of an announcement and spiral out of control with naughty innuendos about the size of...well, you know what. (wink wink)
If you have read my Sweet Serenity books, you will know that I often refer to a couple of shall we say unconventional towns in Kansas. Well, I have a little surprise for you, but you'll have to come a little closer for me to tell you. I have to be careful you know. I wouldn't want too many people to overhear us sharing my salacious secret. So come on. Come closer. Closer. Closer. Ouch! Not that close.
Shew, talk about up close and personal. Are you okay? No bruises, cuts, or broken bones? Good. I would hate to cause you pain (unless you wanted me to, of course) before I divulge my super-secret, highly-classified, password-protected secret. FYI—the password is 69. I know that has to come as a complete and total shock.
Okay, here it is—Wait! We have to get the drum roll going first....
(Thanks Animal. That's much better, my friend.)
I have two new, very-dear-to-my-heart series in the works. Before anyone asks: Yes, they are both menage towns. Goodness knows that I have a fetish for those. Only these each have a twist.
If you would like to know more, swing by my other blog site www.69shadesofsmut.com today. I'm going on a Kinky road trip, and I would love to have you along for the ride. Later this month, I'll be taking a Luscious road trip to spend a little time with the boys.
As always, the more, the merrier. So let's go for a spin. You never know what you might find with me in the driver seat. XOXOXO!
"Get your motor runnin'. Head out on the highway. Lookin' for adventure and whatever comes our way." -Steppenwolf, Born To Be Wild