Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Wednesday's Words of Wickedness

George Carlin's Seven Dirty Words
(Definitions courtesy of Merriam-Webster)
  1. Shit - usually vulgar: Feces
  2. Piss - sometimes vulgar: Urinate
  3. Fuck - usually obscene: Copulate
  4. Cunt - usually obscene: The female genital organs
  5. Cocksucker - usually obscene: One who performs fellatio
  6. Motherfucker - usually obscene: One this is formidable, contemptible, or offensive
  7. Tits - usually vulgar: Breasts

Mia Ashlinn's Seven Dirty Words
(Definitions courtesy of my filthy mind)
  1. Cocksucker - An orally fixated person who just loves to blow men's...minds via their favorite appendage.
  2. Motherfucker - A profane word that I blurt out whenever I do something klutzy, which is more often than I'll ever admit. Mwahaha!
  3. Thundercunt - A cunt of the highest order aka  Her Royal Cuntiness, The Queen of Cuntdom.
  4. Cocksicle - A blow job where the sucker licks the suckee's dick like its the most delicious popsicle in the history of mankind.
  5. Fuck - The act of getting it on, doing the dirty deed, playing mattress mambo, dancing the horizontal polka, etc. etc. etc. (Oh yes, I could go on for days...)
  6. Bitchtacular - A bitch whose bitchy actions are so full of frigging awesomeness that monuments should be erected in her honor.
  7. Shitty, shit, shit, shit - When one 'shit' is not enough.

May the profane force be with you!

Love and cherries,


  1. Number seven on your list is quite popular. At least for me! LOL!

  2. I believe I like yours better than George's. Wiping the tears from my eyes as I type.

    1. Woohoo! I am so glad to have made someone laugh. It's a good day, indeed! :)