Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Wednesday's Words of Wickedness



George Carlin's Seven Dirty Words
(Definitions courtesy of Merriam-Webster)
  1. Shit - usually vulgar: Feces
  2. Piss - sometimes vulgar: Urinate
  3. Fuck - usually obscene: Copulate
  4. Cunt - usually obscene: The female genital organs
  5. Cocksucker - usually obscene: One who performs fellatio
  6. Motherfucker - usually obscene: One this is formidable, contemptible, or offensive
  7. Tits - usually vulgar: Breasts


Mia Ashlinn's Seven Dirty Words
(Definitions courtesy of my filthy mind)
  1. Cocksucker - An orally fixated person who just loves to blow men's...minds via their favorite appendage.
  2. Motherfucker - A profane word that I blurt out whenever I do something klutzy, which is more often than I'll ever admit. Mwahaha!
  3. Thundercunt - A cunt of the highest order aka  Her Royal Cuntiness, The Queen of Cuntdom.
  4. Cocksicle - A blow job where the sucker licks the suckee's dick like its the most delicious popsicle in the history of mankind.
  5. Fuck - The act of getting it on, doing the dirty deed, playing mattress mambo, dancing the horizontal polka, etc. etc. etc. (Oh yes, I could go on for days...)
  6. Bitchtacular - A bitch whose bitchy actions are so full of frigging awesomeness that monuments should be erected in her honor.
  7. Shitty, shit, shit, shit - When one 'shit' is not enough.

May the profane force be with you!

Love and cherries,
-Mia






4 comments:

  1. Number seven on your list is quite popular. At least for me! LOL!

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  2. I believe I like yours better than George's. Wiping the tears from my eyes as I type.

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    1. Woohoo! I am so glad to have made someone laugh. It's a good day, indeed! :)

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